you can get anything on craigslist.

Case and point: (I love this btw..)

Hello!

I'm selling what some might call a hipster starter kits. You might be asking "What the hell is a Hipster?", well For a more in-depth explanation then I'm willing to give you could consult the Wikipedia definition.
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hipster_%28contemporary_subculture%29
(copy & paste into your browser's address bar)

Now to get down to the nitty-gritty!

I'm selling a Bianchi pista track bicycle with some street mods.
$500.00
Also throwing down a 1st gen Ipod touch with 32gb hdd space
$150.00

(if you buy both I'll throw in a pair of Levi's skinny jeans size 32 and a ironic T-shirt to complete the package!!!) 

The best.

I love you, all you hispters you.

Keep up the hipsterism.